“I've been on a diet since 1979. And I'm still fat. You know why? Because I'm a closet eater.”

About Janeane Garofalo

Comedian • American

Janeane Garofalo is an American comedian, actress, and writer known for her deadpan and sarcastic wit. She rose to prominence in the 1990s as a cast member on "The Ben Stiller Show," "The Larry Sanders Show," and...